Damn these electric sex pants!

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

crossbowsandwalkers:

me when I find a new actor/actress

#do you ever just channel willem dafoe and dramatically throw yourself into a bush

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th3skinny:

arostine:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

IMPERSONATE ME WELL

Wahaha omg yes

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girlatsunrise:

I did not see that coming.

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sephirajo:

“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

Presented without comment.

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prism-break:

I love my online friends so much. Even if I don’t get to talk to all of you anymore. ;w;

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elihzbah:

My friend dani and I were drag queens in another life.

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