Damn these electric sex pants!

wildandwild: ZACH: I think it’s good that I’m the one doing...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:59:14 -0400

ZACH: I think it’s good that I’m the one doing the cabbage patch.

FYI: 1 → 2 → 3 → 4 → 5 → 6 → 7 → 8 → 9

bonus: 1 → 2

pageofmelody: chesiresailboats: wolfenartistofhetalia: proudga...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:58:14 -0400

chesiresailboats:

wolfenartistofhetalia:

proudgayconservative:

pepperbear:

frostbackscat:

I humanized the Magic School Bus, since it’s Ms Frizzle’s TARDIS equivalent! I mean, she IS a Timelord right? And the cliche of overused references ensued!

SDTGJRGGHSORIFUSAEHFEufAEOFIUROSIGSG;oidfgodsirgnzdlNigoSJFGOSDIFGLSRGS

dsak;lfjads;lgkjateg;lijag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m so happy!

its back on my dash

wow she certainly is

busty

cianur00: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:57:51 -0400

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: crossbowsandwalkers: me when I find...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:28:56 -0400

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

crossbowsandwalkers:

me when I find a new actor/actress

#do you ever just channel willem dafoe and dramatically throw yourself into a bush

th3skinny: arostine: pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10 IMPERSONATE ME...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:28:45 -0400

th3skinny:

arostine:

pretend to be me in my ask and ill rate its accuracy /10

IMPERSONATE ME WELL

Wahaha omg yes

girlatsunrise: I did not see that coming.

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:27:50 -0400

girlatsunrise:

I did not see that coming.

sephirajo: “Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes,...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:27:40 -0400

sephirajo:

“Do I get stress headaches at work? Yes, definitely. From the moment I get in, it’s “Denise we need this! Denise we need that!” Which is stressful… ‘cause my name is Linda. Denise is the other black woman that works here. By 10am, someone in the copy room makes a joke about Kobe Bryant, and everyone looks at me to make sure it’s ok. And I smile like it’s ok. But really, my head and neck are starting to throb. Then I spend the rest of my afternoon training my interns, and answering their questions, like, “Yes, black people use shampoo”, and, “No, I don’t know any good reggae clubs around here”, and, “Yes, Condoleezza Rice is very articulate, why do you sound so surprised?” And, “No, I can’t tell you where to buy weed!” And that’s when I reach for Excedrin.”

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